Can Of Worms
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[edit] Can Of Worms
Can Of Worms is an evil faction, let's get that straight right away. It's just that we're not evil as in Heavy Metal evil. We've got more of a sort of Eraserhead type of evil going on. And that's a good thing (in an evil way).
[edit] Faction Motto
Be Pure, Be Vigilant, Behave.
No one, including the factions founders, really have a clue as to what this might mean. One possible and popular interpretation is this: You better do things the way we want or we're going to smash your brains in. Oh, and we're not going to bother telling you how we expect you to do things.
All worms are encouraged to write this on walls at any opportunity or whisper it before dealing a fatal blow.
[edit] Faction Mantra
We also have a faction mantra which is equally as oblique and perhaps slightly more menacing. A sort of dark haiku. It goes thusly:
We are your ruin.
The Shape Of Things To Come.
We are the ones who wait on the edge of your dreams.
Feel free to shout it at anyone who might be listening (and especially those who aren't).
[edit] Thing To Do
- Smash things up. It's a no-brainer really. Especially if the thing you are smashing up is someone else's brain.
- Spread the word.
Diligence in any of the above duties will result in promotion.
[edit] Becoming A Member
All evils are most welcome. Neutrals who enjoy killing are also accepted. Namby-pamby goodies need not apply. In fact, they should watch their backs.
[edit] Rank Structure
About the ranks...
- Lord Of The Flies
- This is the highest rank in the Can Of Worms. Grand high overlord, if you will. It represents the pinnacle of achievement in bringing death, disturbance and general social disorder.
- Bloodworm
- The Bloodworm is one of the Can Of Worms elite. His unswerving dedication to the cause has granted him access to the message boards and the ability to administrate junior ranks.
- Grub
- Grubs have proven their committment to the faction as dedicated maggots. As such grubs have access to The Can Of Worms safe.
- Maggot
- The lifeblood of Can Of Worms. Maggots can be found wandering the Nexus freely administering beatings in the name of the faction.
[edit] Headquarters
The Can Of Worms HQ is Ackerman Computer located at 33,45.
In estate agent speak:
This beautiful factory is centrally located and close to all modern amenities. It is roomy with great storage space and boasts an impressive open aspect in all directions. The fixtures and fittings are magnificent and there is a vibrant ambience about the place... if you can ignore the stench of death and the blood on the walls.
[edit] Homepage
Our homepage is here. All worms are strongly encouraged to sign up and get involved.
[edit] Friends Of Can Of Worms
Unbelievably, Can Of Worms has some friends. And perhaps more predictably, some enemies too.
[edit] Friends - Hats Off
- The Demons Next Door These guys actually do live next door to us. And they are our friends.
- The Forestry Commission Don't be fooled by the name. The Forestry Commission are a bunch of evil woodsmen hell bent on ridding the Nexus of the forces of good.
- Drum A lone man. Alone with thoughts of blood and vengeance, trawling the Nexus for skins to thump.
- The Robot Mafia Robots + The Mafia = excellent!
[edit] Enemies - Off With Their Heads
- Lords Of The Underverse These baboon faced scrotal parasites destroyed our stronghold and nicked our flag.
- Pirates of R'lyeh These fools helped them.
- Heralds of Darkness And so did these idiots.
- Acta Sanctorum These asses were involved too.
