Demons Next Door/Archive
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October 8, 2006- The Demons kept having their party hosts killed before they could get there and do it themselves, so after a long time of not making it to any parties, they finally managed to go and see CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS. Their hosts were very welcoming guests, supplying the Demons with beer, and joining in with their games. The Demons almost felt sorry for killing all of them and destroying their stronghold.
September 26 - October 3, 2006- The Demons wanted to play a game, so they called on their neighbours, Old Kingdom, for a spot of Hide and Seek. Spending a week in their stronghold, hiding behind the the cupboards and down the drains, the Demons declared themselves the winners. Accusations of cheating were called after the hiding Demons proceeded to kill their seekers, but the rule book had disapeared somewhere so these were not upheld. After a week, Old Kingdom were out of tea and biscuits so the Demons packed up and left. This is thought to be the longest event of its type in known history.
Septembere 18, 2006- The Demons wanted their flag back from Balance. So they went in and took it. With force. Then took Balance's flag too, just for fun. They decided that Balance had taken enough punishment so probably won't hurt them much more in the future.
September 13, 2006- The Demons Next Door went to see near-neighbours the Warseers to see if they liked their tentacles. Unfortunately a rather confused and overexcited Blob began by attackting the wrong faction and caused the Knights of Arcadia to come out and kill people. Blob is now feeling rather foolish.
September 11, 2006- Unhappy with the standard of broadcasting, the Demons went to see the Channel 4 News Team to complain in person. When they arrived they found the man in charge, Ron Burgandy, sadly absent, so they resorted to killing the entire news team and playing with the equiptment instead.
September 8, 2006- After a week and a half of peaceful tavern life, the Demons felt a move was in order. They packed up and went across Purgatorio to a Forgotten Factory in Marrukan. They have lots of new neighbours and are expecting to be busy in the near future.
September 2, 2006- With very few neighbours around and fearing some sneaky tactics, the Demons went round to see the International Contract Agency to see if they were hiding any Nasty People. They weren't. The Demons killed them anyway.
August 28, 2006- The Demons used all their cunning to launch a sneak attack upon the Blood Hawk Brigade. Despite very heavy fortifications, the Demons were triumphant, regaining their own flag, gaining a new one and moving back in to the tavern next door. All that and still time for a few pints back in the tavern.
August 27, 2006- Again again, a new home. This time a quiet tavern in Foghaven. The selection of real ales and the open fire should keep the Demons happy, just as long as the neighbours leave them in peace.
That didnt last long. The Blood Hawk Brigade Rogue Seraph was painful.
August 26, 2006- When will it ever end? Oblivion Squadron visited the Demons. Violently. It wasn't pleasant. The Demons have now been cast out of everywhere including the depths of hell. Maybe paradise would be a friendlier place?
August 22, 2006- Those Knights of Arcadia were visted with death metal and cakes as the Demons came storming through the door! Leaving a few bodies on the floor, the Demons grabbed their flag and left the Knights looking slightly baffled.
August 20, 2006 - A new home again! Todays place of residence is another Black Prison, but this time in Stygia. There is talk of buying a caravan as it would be less hassle than moving house every day.
August 19, 2006 - The Demons are begining to feel unwanted. Everywhere they go, the get rejected and outcast. Today was no exception, minutes before they were about to go out for a group outing, the Knights of Arcadia silently killed every single Demon and left just carnage in their wake.
August 18, 2006 - Not to be left disheartened by being attacked so shortly after moving in, the Demons moved back into the Black Prison. This time they do not wish to be disturbed from their quiet reading and afternoon tea!
August 17, 2006 - After moving to their new prison, the Demons found themselves next to old rivals, the 77th Armed Response Company. The Demons served many cups of tea and ate plenty of biscuits, then killed everyone in the room. Members of Balance found out about the Demons moving in and causing trouble, and conducted their own raid on the Demons that very same evening! The Demons were not happy about being homeless so soon after moving into a new house, before they had even had a chance to unpack.
August 16, 2006 - Today was moving day! The Demons are now next door to some new people, having moved into the Black Prison in Purgatorio.
August 14, 2006 - Today was a very busy day for the Demons. An early morning visit by the Faithful resulted in the recently aquired Shiney Knights flag disapearing. The faithful left the Demons wounded but not dead. Unfortunately, the attacks didn't stop. Whilst preparing for a large gathering a bit later in the evening, the Creedy Defense Force decided they didn't like being next door to such friendly demons and conducted a minor massacre, once again casting the Demons into the street. This attack wasn't enough to keep the Demons down though, as a few of them managed to join a crowd of hundreds watching Acta Sanctorum demonstrate how to fix a door.
The Demons are now left looking for a quiet place to settle down for a while and maybe catch up on a bit of reading and fix their broken equiptment. Poco Maquez just did not seem to accept these poor demons!
August 13, 2006 - A craving for mead took the Demons to re-visit the Shiney Knights. This time, they were more prepared and even brought a bomb with them! Fortunateley such drastic measures were not needed. The bomb was defused just in time, and the Demons took home some more decorations for their drab stronghold.
August 10, 2006 - The Demons seem very popular at the minute as the Church of the Resurrection decided to drop by too. They didn't cause too much trouble and left quite quickly.
Later on, the Demons decided to stage their own raiding party on The Shiney Knights. Unfortunately a low turnout left the demons just short killing all of the knights, so they returned home empty handed.
August 8, 2006 - The Faithful paid the Demons Next Door a visit. These unwelcome guests traisped mud through the living room and left the toilet seat up, then seriously overstayed their welcome by killing every poor demon who looked through the door. Eventually he Demons managed to kick them out, but not without a lot of effort. Later that day two demons went hunting in Paradise and found one of these ex-houseguests and show him their appreciation in a slightly painful way.
August 6, 2006 - Founder of the Demons Next Door, Dread Lord Steerpike resigned his post to find a quiet factory to spend the rest of his days making swords. He was replaced but the young upstart, Timstro. All hail Dread Lord Timstro!
August 4, 2006 - The Demons found a new home on Poco Maquez and are now enjoying life in the Summertime restaurant.
August 3, 2006 - Along with a lot of people, the Demons Next Door paid another visit to Oblivion Squadron to see their new home in Purgatorio. Armed with flasks of tea, cakes and sandwiches, the Oblivion Squadron stronghold made an excellent place for a small gathering. Unfortunatley a case of mistaken identity lead Dread Lorb Blob of the Demons Next Door to be killed in friendly fire by a member of the Shining Ones, but no hard feeling were had as Blob explained later he was feeling suicidal anyway. Eventually the party wound down and a souvenier of the day was taken by the Pirates of R'lyeh.
Soon after returning from Oblivion Squadron, Acta Sanctorum paid a visit to the Demons, but in a very unfriendly way! Dread Lord Steerpike greeted the guests on the doorstep with freshly baked cookies and hot tea but was fatally punched in the face. Acta Sanctorum cleared the stronghold and stole their beloved souveniers, casting them onto the street with no-one to be next door to!
August 1, 2006 - The Demons decided to pay a visit the 72nd Brigade. Their flag was not nearly pretty enough so it was left hanging forlornly in the corpse-filled stronghold.
Later that night, the Demons were sleeping it off, only to be woken by Strike Team Odesseiron of the OS. The Strike Team apparently lost their way on the way to the Acta Sanctorum stronghold. Considerate guests, the OS passsed round presents to the Demons and helped themselves to beer from the fridge. Crabby at being woken up, the Demons showed the Strike Team the door because they really just wanted to sleep.
July 31, 2006 - Saddened by the loss of Hobbes, The Demons Next Door invited their friends The Shining Ones and Can Of Worms to go throw eggs at Invisible Danger. The ward was quickly dispatched and the flags belonging to The Demons Next Door and Christopher Lee Appreciation were returned to their rightful owners. Beer was stolen and battlecries shouted in the name of Hobbes. The flag of The Invisible Danger now sits proudly above Hobbes' fluffy bed. Unfortunately TSO were very excitable after the raid and killed Can of Worms, but these things happen.
July 27, 2006 - Those unfortunately visible people from Invisible Danger came round for a visit, killed their tiger Hobbes and stole the standard! The Demons weren't amused and are currently thinking of a payback strategy which may include flaming bags on doorsteps with a nice suprise inside.
July 26, 2006 - The Demons Next Door participated in a nice day trip to Lockson Software to visit Oblivion Squadron along with a few friends. A fun time was had by all and whilst many people were getting nastily injured inside, Demons Next Door did their part by supplying tea and biscuits to all the people waiting outside in the cold.
July 22, 2006 - The Legion raided The Demons Next Door, capturing their standard. Legion Co-Executive John Lock rallied his troops with a cry of "Roma Victa! Legion Aeterna!" upon the capturing of the standard, captured by Legionnaire Principal Niko-Chan. The Legion thanks DND for their hospitality, and promise to reimburse DND for the sandwiches that they helped themselves to from Demons' coolers and fridge.
July 19, 2006 - The Demons went to heaven for a picnic. They broke into the Vault of Enlightenment, much to the bemusement of some angels hiding there.
July 16, 2006 - The Demons Next Door had an eventful week. Firstly, they participated in the infamous joint attack that smashed the Knights of L. Ron and drove KoLR and DARIS completely out of the entire game.
Next, the 77th Armed Response Company confiscated the trophies from the DND's hard-fought battles with the -Avengers and the Channel Four News Team. More devastatingly, they also tracked mud on the new carpet. Rumor has it the Channel Four News Team tossed them a few SMG clips and an autographed poster of Ron Burgundy as payment.
The Demons Next Door beat back the 77th, expelling them from the stronghold before the pseudo-SWAT team could do any real damage. The turning point in the battle came when Organ Donor used his dangling intestines as a bowstring, filling "Sarge" full of arrows like St. Sebastian.
The next morning the Demons Next Door Stronghold was a beehive of activity, with Demons sharpening their claws, gassing up chainsaws, and madly baking biscuits in anticipation of a counterstrike. Sadly, the 77th ARC did the smart thing and dismantled their stronghold before the Demons could throw a proper Maquez Island luau.
The Demons suddenly found themselves all dressed up and nowhere to go. So they went over to Harper Island and rang the Claw's doorbell. Despite a couple of real-time defenders outside the building, they easily broke down the ward and retrieved their flag. Twice. The Claw was understandably annoyed that they lost honor points twice, but the Demons Next Door are completely blameless in this matter and when questioned about it they just shrug their shoulders a lot.
July 11, 2006 - In case anyone was planning on "employing" the -Avengers, you'll have to wait at least 24 hours. :)
July 7, 2006 - The Claw took the Demon's flag! The Demons Next Door were puzzled and hurt when the Claw had no kind words for their hosts. Nor any unkind words either. Just bullets.
July 1-5, 2006 - The Demons Next Door said hello to their neighbors The Invisible Danger. Everybody had a nice time. The Demons Next Door thoughtfully provided refreshements including tea, finger-cookies, and exploding cupcakes. The Invisible Danger weren't in the mood for company and so they sent them home without any party favors, gifts, or trophies.
June, 2006 - The Demons Next Door recently paid a visit to Ron Burgundy and the the nice people at the Channel 4 News Team. The News Team's loyal viewers were shocked at the explicit scenes of violence and gore that interrupted their regularly scheduled program, which for some reason was being broadcast from a gas station.
