Evil Engineers, LLC
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Do you wander through the house yelling "Turn off the lights".
Do you wonder about how much wattage is consumed by a curling iron that is left on all day?
Do you wish to end light pollution so that the night sky can be viewed in its beauty?
If you answered "yes" to those questions, then you are Evil Engineer material!
We are the select few who are dedicated to bringing about forcible wattage usage reduction to the Nexus! To join, just click the "join" button, buy the engineering skill as soon as possible, and get to cutting wires! We especially like to concentrate on high KW usage locations such as libraries, hospitals, factories, strongholds, gun shops, pharmacies, police stations, and office buildings.
Right now we are in the initial recruiting stage, so join now and get in on the ground floor!
Check out our forums here: [1]
[edit] Wattage Reduction Program
The Evil Engineer's mission statement is simple: Conserve, Conserve, Conserve. We are currently researching several creative and groundbreaking methods of power conservation. Unfortunately, none of these methods are ready for field testing. That leaves us with only one method of power consumption reduction - a method we like to call "Turning off the Lights"™. Using our semi-patented toolkit method, one of our professional Evil Engineers, LLC field representatives will visit your location and with light meters, amperage meters, and voltage meters, determine the amount of power a facility is using. If the facility is not operating within the energy code limitations (as set by the Glorious Wiresnipper), we will use our "Turn off the Lights"™ technology in conjunction with our semi-patented toolkits in order to bring the facility within Code Compliance.
[edit] A few words about the Office
Every engineering office in the world runs on two types of fuel: caffeine and sugar. Of these two substances there are different delivery systems - the two we like best are coffee and donuts. There isn't anything like coming back to the office after a hard day of sabotaging search rates and have a warm cup of joe with a glazed donut.
Here at Evil Engineers, LLC, we use only [2] River Road Coffee (the best coffee in Louisiana!).
And while not the best donuts around, Krispy Creme Donuts is one of the few with a website. [3]
So, if you're a faction raiding us, be sure to comment on our coffee and donuts. It's just polite.
[edit] The Realities of the Nexus
Unfortunately, there are those who would (in their ignorance) oppose energy conservation measures. Angels, who hoard the solar power of paradise, are especially zealous in opposing our noble goals. Likewise, other elements (i.e. Republicans) do not see the wisdom of our Wattage Reduction Program, and hinder us for there own selfish desires.
Therefore, in order to create a peaceful working environment for our field engineers, the Evil Engineers, LLC is expanding our combat operations staff. Headed up by the extremely competent A Malevolent Entity [4], our combat team has been able to retrieve all of our faction flags. But we need more help! Even if you don't have a background in engineering, we can still use your claws, spells, firearms, or swords to advance the ideals of energy conservation!
