Hashaa's Hashshashin Homies

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Hashaa's Hashshashin Homies
In-Game Link: Hashaa's Hashshashin Homies
Founder: Archy McArcherson
Alignment: Unaligned
Membership Policy: Open
Membership: Secret
Karma: -
Level: 4

[edit] Can You Handle It?

We like Hashaa and we like killing. It is as simple as that. We Hashshashin are highly trained killers. Inspired by the 57 Varieties slogan of Pittsburgh's H. J. Heinz Company, the HHH has created a system of 57 distinct methods of murder, each of which will be perfected upon completion of your training.


[edit] Part of the 57 Super Lethal Ways To Kill Someone

1. Chop off head with a sword

3. Shoot them repeatedly with bullets

8. Death by electrocution of genitals

26. Convince them to commit suicide

42. Poisoned Farts of Doom

49. Death Stare

56. Death by Thoughts (highly advanced)


So if killing is your thing, and you want to live in Nifleheim, then consider Hashaa's Hashshashin Homies.


Our Ninja Dog Mascot, Cute but Incredibly Deadly
Our Ninja Dog Mascot, Cute but Incredibly Deadly
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