Sons of Barhah
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When angels and demons trespass on the lands of zambah and human-kind, it is the responsibility of the people to stand up and fight.The feathered and the horned think they alone can fight from the void. We live to prove them wrong. Self-sufficiency and a willingness to sleep in the void are a requirement of membership.
This hallowed page is the official record of the policies and actions of the Sons of Barhah. Through word and deed we seek to prove that those who do not bear wings and horns are no less fearsome. Indeed, we shall be heard and felt through all of St. Germaine.
In fact, if you are here you may be wondering why the SOBs have recently paid you a visit. Lest there be any confusion on this point, we present...
[edit] The Bill of Barhah
1) ZAMBAHZ AN HARMANZ HARM ANGAZ AN GAMANZ AN ZAN GRAMAN
- translation: Zombies and humans will only attack good and evil factions in St. Germaine.
2) ZAMBAHZ AN HARMANZ NAH HARM ANGAZ AND GAMANZ AN GARAGAZ AR ZGAHZGA
- translation: Zombies and humans will not attack angels and demons that are not in St. Germaine.
3) ZAMBAHZ AN HARMANZ NAH HARM ANGAZ AN GAMANZ ZAG NAH HARM ZAMBAHZ, HARMANZ, ANGAZ, AND GAMANZ. AZZGAZ GA ZZZ.
- translation: Zombies and humans will only attack factions that have a captured standard that is not a forgotten faction. Or the CCC.
4) ZAMBAHZ AN HARMANZ NAH HARM ANGAZ ZAG NAH ANGAZ, NAR GAMANZ ZAG NAH GAMANZ
- translation: Zombies and humans will not attack a good or evil faction in which all members have renounced their extraplanar powers.
That is all. If you fit these criteria, your days are numbered. The SOBs are coming.
[edit] I Want to be an SOB
The Sons of Barhah welcome those from all walks of life, but the road of liberation is fraught with peril. Ask yourself the following questions:
- Do you think raiding from the void is a refreshing change from trying to find the damn stronghold?
- Can you take care of all of your own equipment needs?
- Do you think dying is just another delightful step towards that wormfood badge?
- Would you spend all your AP for the day to knock down a ward just to say "BANANA GANGBANG?"
If you answered yes to all these questions, then you just might be an SOB. Send off a faction invite request!
[edit] The Glorious and Honorable Record of Battle for the Fellows of the Sons of Barhah
The following record of the deeds of the SOBs is not a self-congratulatory manifest; nay, it exists solely to provide transparency to the workings of the organization. We do not skulk in shadows(except when we need the damage bonus.) We do not veil our methods or our allegiances. We do not guarantee our jokes are funny. We only guarantee these records are as truthful as we can make them.
The resistance begins!
2007/04/24 The SOBs attacked the detestable "Backalley Pharamacists" for peddling Necrotech wares.
- Two raiders( RJ & ZS )
- Killed 3
- No pets
- Good level 4 faction with 12 members, 8 or 9 at home
- They kindly gave us painkillers to make the beatings hurt less
2007/04/27
The SOBs attacked the foul rock angels "The Traveling Wilburys" for playing their Angel Rock and influencing harman children
- Two raiders( RJ & ZS )
- Killed 4
- Killed one paper tiger
- Good level 4 faction with 8 members. Four were at home.
- Our first victory! The SOBs are now level 2!
- "THIS is where that damned angel-music has been coming from!" - RJ
- "Your angel rock will no longer pollute the minds of our children! You say you are good and yet you wage a war that destroys our homes and ruins our way of living." - ZS
- "BANANA GANGBANG! FOR THE CHILDREN!" - RJ
- "Take your guitars and your holier than thou Rock & Roll to Stygia where it belongs. Let the demons hear your Angel Rock." - ZS
- "Zambahs and harmanz stand together as one in our rebellion against your Angel Rock!" - ZS
2007/04/30
The SOBs attacked the malevolent "Evil Engineers LLC" for blocking traffic and removing power to hospitals
- Two Raiders( RJ & ZS )
- Killed 1
- Lots of pets( 20+ ), RJ despawned them all
- Evil level 5 faction with 29 members. Lots of folks at home. They had a couple actives. FW: 588 HP
- "Evil Engineers! Your barricades have blocked enough traffic! Your flagrant destruction of private property and sabotage of the power that keeps our homes and hopsitals running will not stand!" - ZS
- "Begone from these fair shores! Take your evil wall building to the angels!" - ZS
- "PIE PIE PIE! WE CONSERVE ENERGY PIE YOU ENERGY WASTING WASTERS! PIE PIE PIE!" - I Like PIE
2007/05/01
The SOBs attacked the washed up "Disgruntled Heroes" to denounce angaz harming zambahz
- Two raiders( RJ & ZS )
- Killed 6( 1 zambah kill )
- Two tigers and 4 judgemasters( killed the owners )
- Good level 5 faction with 14 members. 12 home. 1 active. FW: 496 HP
- Our first flag retrieval! This removes Disgruntled Heroes from the target list as they have no flags left.
- "GRAB MANBAGZ! BARHAH ANGAZ, ZAN ANGAZ B ZAMBAHZ!" - ZS
- "Harmanz an zambahz ar hranz! ZANGARMAN HAR ZAMBAHZ AN HARMANZ!" - RJ
- "BANANA GANGBANG!!!! ZAMBAZ BANG BANG HARMANZ!" - ZS
- "RAM GANG RAM! ZAMBAZ HAZ HARMANZ AN ANGAZ AZ ZNAGZ!" - ZS
- "ANGAZ HARM ZAMBAHZ NAH MAH!" - ZS
2007/05/03
The SOBs gone fishin' fer Shinies
- Two fishermen, 4 kills
2007/05/04
The SOBs gone fishin' fer Pirates
- Two fishermen, 6 kills, including the ever soaky Christopher Walken!
- ZS maxed out!
2007/05/07
The SOBs pillaged the dilapidated "Imperium Romanum" to rebel against their angel imperialism
- Two raiders( RJ & ZS )
- Killed 5
- 0 pets
- Good level 4 faction with 7 members. 5 home. 0 active. FW: 324 HP
- "Salvete, imperialistic angelic pigdogs!" - RJ
- "BARHAH ANGAZ! We the SOBs will not stand for you forcefully bringing your angelic ways to St. Germaine!" - ZS
- "Or should I say.... VALETE! BANANA GANGRAM, BRAZHARZ!" - RJ
- "And your roads. Keep your god damned roads to yourselves!" - ZS
- "We will however take the running water and toilets." - ZS
- "Begone from these fair shores! Take your violence to heaven. Look at yourselves! You call yourselves angels and yet you take the banner of orphans! For shame!" - ZS
- "Fair Claudius, tell your fellow Romans that should they come back, the SOBs will savage them in ways the barbarian hordes never thought to. Now begone!" - ZS
2007/05/15
The SOBs attacked the seedy "Backalley Pharmacists" to shut down their revive point
- Two raiders( RJ & ZS )
- Killed 4
- Rough estimate: 5 wheels and 5 sprites( killed and despawned most, whacked the owner of a wheel )
- Good level 4 faction with 12 members. 9 home. 0 active. FW: 448 HP
- "BANANA GANGBANG!" - RJ
- "We're here to close down your revive point! Take your dirty syringes and get the hell out of St. Germaine. " - ZS
- "St. Germain for zambahz and harmanz!" - ZS
- "ANGAZ GAH HAN! ZAN GARMAN GAR HARMANZ AN ZAMBAHZ!" - ZS
2007/06 - 2007/08
The Resistance works on catchy pro-zambah and pro-harman anthems. Look for CDs in stores soon!
