Suburban Ed's Peasant Militia
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ED ED ED ED ED!
For every citizen who has chafed under the taxes of a cruel and corrupt ruler, and for every villager who has cowered in the shadow of a mad scientist bent on terrorizing their village, Suburban Ed's Peasant Militia has arrived to set you free. Or, you know.....possibly make things worse. It really depends on the circumstances, you see. Besides, we're naught but simple peasants here.....
Ultimately, we are going to do our best to liberate others from oppression. We've discovered that strongholds are the worst oppressors in the Nexus, as they seem to be determined to keep all factions imprisoned within their walls of tyranny.
Not to worry, though! We shall free you all! We will break down the strongholds' vile wards and liberate you from your prisons! The denizens of the Nexus may rest easy, secure in the knowledge that the Militia is coming to save you!
