Talk:Mr. Shooty's FAQ

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I hear your word and obey, Mr. Shooty. You speak gospel. I have a question about doctrine, though. Should I choose short arms or long arms to master first?

• Mr. Shooty is pleased to answer this question, but he says that if you mean to master short arms, he can't help you there, har har har. The long-arm/small-arm debate is definitively answered on the main page.

Mr. Shooty, do you approve of Pariahs? I know that they use claws instead of guns, but they do go bang very often.

• Mr. Shooty approves of Pariahs as a good way to go bang when you are out of ammunition. This, too, is now incorporated in the main FAQ.

Mr. Shooty, What if the pariahs could incorperate ballistics in some way? Perhaps, say, if they were launched out of a balista at a crowd before before going bang?

In a similar way, what about those dogs that the Russians trained to search for food under tanks, and then tied land mines to to try and blow up German tanks? Those went "Bang". Usually when they ran towards the Russian tanks they'd been trained to go under --Lancensis 09:57, 20 March 2006 (PST)

• Mr. Shooty does not approve of cruelty to animals. He would approve of tanks as a suitable ancillary benefit to membership in his faction, though. Just saying.

Wise and benevolent Mr. Shooty, do you think I should be good and get to throw cars and shit, or evil and enjoy shooting people? I hear cars go bang when they explode.

• Well, whatever," says Mr. Shooty. There's no law that says you can't shoot people as a semi-divine angel. Or if there is a law, it's "selectively enforced." See the FAQ for more random musings about ballistic violence as a third-tier.

What Character Path does Mr. Shooty aspire to follow?

• Mr. Shooty Reveals All over on the main page. Well, actually, it doesn't amount to much, but the short answer is "plan? what?"

What does Mr. Shooty enjoy shooting more? Angels, Demons, wimpy little mortals, or jorm?

• What an exellent and topical question! Mr. Shooty has just sampled his very first demon; see main page, of course, for his Foolish Answer to this Question.

Dear Mr Shooty, I was thinking of being a cowboy, but several people have told me I should be a gangsta instead. Both use guns in their own unique way, but which is better?

Mr. Shooty, what is your opinion on taunting people before killing them? Is it worth it, or just a waste of AP?

Why?

• Mr. Shooty has an expanded answer to this in the main document, but now thinks he needs a fuller explanation of Why. So stay tuned for more details of the Way of Mr. Shooty.

mr. Shooty, I seem to have obtained some form of magical high powered rifle that never misses. What should I do with it?

• Mr. Shooty thinks you should probably shoot people with it. What? Are you Mad? Were you thinking maybe, I don't know, I will use it as a vase for formal flower arranging? Mr. Shooty is even willing to admit, much though it pains him both metaphorically and actually physically ow-oh-ow-wise, that it might be an attractive proposition (for you) to shoot Mr. Shooty with this device. You could also join Mr. Shooty's faction and give it to him, but Mr. Shooty is willing to admit that you would have to be absolutely totally and completely nuts to do so. This may have to go in the main FAQ.
  • Firstly, I am already a member of Mr. Shootys faction. Secondly My inqury was more to the point of what suggestions you would have as to who I introduce Old Bessie to.
    • Ah! This question makes sense to Mr. Shooty. Well, Mr. Shooty is all in favor of freedom of choice, and would not presume to dictate your choice of bipedal target. Mr. Shooty himself has no enemies list, since Mr. Shooty uses all his available brain power to remember which end of the weapon to point down range, and thus does not remember from one moment to the next who might have shot or clubbed or stabbed him most recently. Mr. Shooty rejoices in the fact that shooting Mr. Shooty will earn you no XP, though of course he fully supports your right to shoot him anyway if you are feeling particularly grumpy or something.

Mr Shooty, what's this big wall in my way, and how can I prevent it from letting me lead a full, active, shooty life?

Mr. Shooty, what do you think of hand-to-hand characters (including those satisfyingly explody Pariahs?)

Mr Shooty, would you support the use of this gun?

Mr. Shooty, why do you not answer our questions?

You are truly a wonder to us all, Mr. Shooty. How did you get so awesome?

Thank you, Mr. Shooty. I laughed until I peed. Almost. Can you craft for me a Mossberg 500 Special Purpose pump 12 gauge? It's special black for hiding and ventilating those you care most for. Nothing says BOOM! quite like it. Save a Howitzer. I neeeeeeeds a Howitzer.

Mr Shooty, it says in your FAQ that "a broad side of a barn" does not appear in your target list. Could this be because you haven't found him yet? One of my faction-mtes killed a broad side of a barn recently. Lando James 08:21, 27 July 2006 (CDT)

What do you have to say on the subject of swords, axes, etc. that have been enchanted to deal Ballistic damage? Do these go BANG sufficiently? Kalir _{potato brains words} 00:16, 31 August 2007 (CDT)