Talk:Nordic Avengers

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[edit] Smart Mart?

Hello, I am an ambassador from Smart Mart. Recently we were attacked by you - the Nordic Avengers. While we here at Smart Mart know that unprovoked assaults and wars are fairly commonplace here in the Nexus, we would still like to know why the Nordic Avengers attacked us as they did. Smart Mart can be reached at our forums or our Wiki.

Thank you, have a nice day. --Licky 19:47, 13 September 2006 (CDT)

Hi Skræling Leader,

We follow the whims of the gods and kill who we want. However, all we wanted was a soda and chips. We dropped by your shop but found ourselves unable to enter - very bad for business. After finally getting inside we wandered round your fine establishment looking at all the goodies but then we saw it - the spangly faction standard - and we knew we had to decorate our new mead hall with. As we took it we were hassled by some of your shop security and were forced to respond with violence. We would like to file a complaint with Smart Mart HQ, since your guards were obviously power mad buffoons. Your fireman friends attacked us, but oddly boasted of defending your stronghold after we had taken the standard. The fumes must have gotten to them. Thanks for setting up shop near us, we somewhat enjoyed our shopping experience at Smart Mart, though your customer service leaves something to be desired. We didn't even get a reciept.

Thank you, please come again...

Zigmund Zarathustra, Æsir and Herald of Ragnarök

[edit] Goat Fun

Hail, Nordic Avengers - we at the Goat were wondering if you would mark us as friendly. I have a mobile on me if you need to contact, or our forums are here - http://blackgoat.forumco.com/ Thanks! --Glampers 22:41, 10 December 2006 (CST)