The Asylum

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[edit] The Asylum

Ingame Link:

The Asylum

Alignment:

Good

Membership Policy:

Open, No Multis

Leadership:

Buffy Maloo
Sarah Vowell

Contact:

Forums
#theasylum

Why should I join you?

  • Set right the world, safe in the knowledge that your Valium is safe and secure
  • Whilst setting right, see the sights around our stronghold. Factories, Hospitals and a veritable legion of evils to be smote. Everything an apostle of the light could need!
  • Be able to say "back in the good old days" and garner respect from newer faction mates, just because you joined before everyone wanted our collective autographs
  • Lemonade!

Who are we?

  • In a nutshell, a bunch of former madmen/women, that saw the light and ascended towards a vague semblance of normality. Once realizing just how fun it is when the voices aren't telling you to murder people every 5 minutes or so, in the beginning of our quest, we realized that even the "alliance of light" was not free from the gibbering taint of Ahg-za-haru, so we abandoned the false security of paradise to create a new home... One where people aren't exploding with hellfire all over the joint.

What is the Lemonade Stand?

  • The Lemonade Stand occurs when our Lightspeakers and other petmasters gather outside the stronghold to raise funds for The Asylum. Lemonade is free for those who behave, but naughty folks have to pay for it. It's a Deathfarmers Delight! Unfortunately the Lemonade Stand is regularly shut down by enemies disguised as health inspectors, often with a lot of AoE.

What are your policies?

  • As a general rule, if you have good morality and you're unfactioned or from a good or neutral faction, we'll mostly leave you be. We may even encourage you to join us with the promise of multitudes of medication. Every now and then, our patients forget to take their medication and accidents happen, though we do try and avoid it as much as possible. If your morality is neutral or evil, or if you're in an evil faction, regardless of your morality, you're free game.
  • We don't tolerate alt or multi abuse, and people found abusing will be banned immediately. We might be crazy, but we're not that crazy.

Addendum: its a madhouse! a maaadddhouse!

  • It has been noted that the main cause of hysteria and chaos is due to the fact you cant actually die. Do you know how traumatizing it is to die day after day, and wake up to yet another day of unpleasant death? Thusly, permanent death is of great interest to us and we pursue it with zeal and fervor. Almost as much as we pursue our daily medication.

... speaking of medication, its almost that time again.

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