The Decepticons
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[edit] Away From Cybertron
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- The Axis of Evil - Moonbase One: Utilities -
While Cybertron will always be our home, the battle hardened sentient robot Tranformers known as the Decepticons were plucked from war with the Autobots and placed on the Nexus. Having always been warriors of the best and of course most evil kind, we took to killing and destroying everything in sight, our gears, shafts and hydraulics grinding and squealing with delight. The dark powers of the Nexus are slowly becoming imbued in our mechanics, and soon Energon and Demonicism will combine to create the most revoltingly evil organisation of Decepticon robots ever seen!
[edit] Mainframe
Updates Archived.
Our leadership ranks:
- Unicron's Herald - Not to be confused with Unicorn's Harold, his gay brother. The most badass of them all. Division heads, and overall head honchos. You listen to them first and foremost, or they'll beat your ass purple.
- Predacon - These guys will eat your family for dinner, then piss on your lawn. Pretty hardcore! Second only to the Heralds. They can also build strongholds.
- Combaticon - These guys will either eat your family for dinner, or piss on your lawn. No, you don't get a choice. All round good soldiers.
- Constructicon - This is where you start. You get a variety of activities, such as rape and pillage.
[edit] Divisions
Keep checking back for explanations and listings on the new squads! More on this as T gets off his lazy ass to actually do something!
[edit] THE PALATINATE ARMADA - Offensive Division
Duties: These guys go to foreign lands and piss on other peoples' lawns!
Herald: Codename T
Predacon: Cecil Wiley, kardon
Active: DudeGM, Ghetto Blaster, Goeffrey Blackfeather, Kendra Sins, Laver, Milandra, Mr. Bananaphone, Muppet, Rataxxas, Really Really Big Man, ThunderBunny666, Vladimir Lenin, Wexly,
[edit] THE MAUVE SHIELD - Defensive Division
Duties: These guys make sure that nobody pisses on our home turf of Scorponok (the grass is hard to grow just right, damnit!)!
Herald: Codename T
Predacon: Schoons, Mourning Star
Active: Prisonner of Today, Roosevelt, Ryo, Sixshot
[edit] THE AUBERGINE GEARS - Crafting Division
Duties: They make the tools that let us eat your families...
Herald: Lex Luthor
Predacon: Loli haet pizza
Active: Cat Witch, Ellipsis, Inch, The Gipper
[edit] THE INDIGO PATROL - Scouting Division
Duties: These guys scout around to make sure nobody's pissing on our lawn, and check around to see if there are any lawns and/or families that need our attention.
Herald: Grarf
Predacon: Wun Flung Poo
Active: Markimus Prime, Dhanoth
[edit] And Now, The Story...
[edit] (as told by Codename T (because nobody better was around (he might have been drunk))
Right, so, in the beginning, there was this race of beings, called the Transformers. I think the humans gave them that name, because as we all know, humans tend to be blathering dumbasses. I am sometimes amazed that they can even remember to breath, let alone fight the angels... LET ALONE the demons.
Right, so, in the beginning, there was this race of beings, called the Transformers. There were two breeds of Transformer... there were the Autobots (which is Latin for "giant pansies") and the Decepticons (which is Latin for "totally badass"). Now, the Autobots were led by this guy called Optimus Prime (Latin for "overrated hack") who was against fighting to the point where he let an alien invasion beat the holy shit out of Cybertron, and didn't do anything about it. (Cybertron, mind you, is the home planet of the Transformers. It's completely and totally made of metal, and Transformers are coming out of every orifice. It's awesome.)
Meanwhile, this guy called Megatron, who led the Decepticons, decided that he was done with getting his ass kicked while Prime refused to help, and so turned on him and killed him after a battle to the death. This sparked the war between the Autobots and Decepticons, in which Megatron paid homage to the god Unicron, was later eaten by him, and so forth. So, with all these souls floating around, dead, there was really only one place for them to go to continue the fight.
The Nexus. Ah, yes... the Nexus. The Decepticons regrouped and reformed there, and have been fighting the Angels and Humans ever since, alongside several demonic allies. The Autobots have since been destroyed by the might of the Heralds of Unicron, and Harper Island has been taken over and kept as a bastion of the smaller evil factions. There are some good factions, but they generally respect the safety of the little ones. Mmmmmhmmmmm....
[edit] The Story: Return of an Icon, Rise to Prominence
[edit] (also told by Codename T (who was drunk off of fifteen bottles of vodka at the time)
Right, okay kiddos. When last we had our story time, I think the Decepticon Armada had led the Axis of Evil onto Harper Island, and had successflly taken it over. Well, that certainly didn't last too long. Some treaties and such entailed, some other things happened, and let's just say we got tied up by policies with Angel dirtbags. Harper Island had fallen to the forces of Good. What's worse is that Codename T, one of our glorious leaders and one of the brains behind much of the Decepticon Armada, went missing. Without him, everything fell into the very able hands of Galvatron and Grarf.
Of course, it isn't a story to tell without bad shit happening, so here's the continuation of that stuff. The Armada relocated to Stygia, but once again were tied up by policies with cockfags... but this time it wasn't Angelic cockfags... no, the Decepticons were being abused by their own demonic brethren. This continued for around a month... when things had turned their darkest for the D-cons, a familiar face saw their plight and made his return. Yes, boys and girls, T came back, and with him came retribution. The D-cons moved to the Forgotten City in Purgatorio, their honor and such skyrocketed, and we have never looked back.
Well, except right now for this story. Aw thanks a lot, you little assholes. Making me contradict myself. You're all grounded!
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