The Rambling Drunks

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[edit] The Rambling Drunks

Info and Such A Drink a Day Keeps the Angels Away!!!

Ingame Link:

The Rambling Drunks

Alignment:

Evil

Level:

11

Membership Policy:

Closed, No Multis, Good Alignment

Group Numbers:

15

Karma:

366

Leadership:

Óðr and Conan the Caterer

Motto:

More Rambling! Less Whining!

Stronghold Upgrades:

Forge, Level One Ward Upgrade, Level Two Ward Upgrade, Medical Bay, Dance Floor, Wet Bar, Booze Pool, Hot Tub, Greenhouse

Goals:

Well, mostly to get absolutely rip-roaring drunk and engage in the most glorious of glorious battle with our hated enemies. We seek to gain power for ourselves as well as the faction, so that we may have more glorious battle with more hated enemies, especially those the whine and cry too much. We also hope to fight a bear...or at least a very big horse.

Recruitment Policy:

Must be willing to get hammered along with the rest of the team and participate in raids. Must be an active player and enjoy long walks on the beach!

Contact:

Forums:
or
#TRD


Allies (Subject To Change...Frequently):

Fight Club
Kommando Dosenbier
Nordic Avengers
Serious Business
Eternals
The Scourge
Pirates of R'lyeh
Singapore
Lawful Good!!
Alcoholics Anonoymous
Trinitas
The Bermuda Club International
The Decepticons
Once upon a time, in the fair city of Malton, there was an outbreak of zombies. Many died, but some fought, and some fought so well and with such class that they survived. The Rambling Drunks (or TRD for short) were such people, warriors of such class and distinction that many of the undead menace fell beneath their blows. And as they fought, they drank, and drank, and drank, until there was naught left to drink. This angered them, and their righteous anger and lust for glorious battle transported many of them to this new place. This place called the Nexus.
At first, everything seemed so simple. They were good, they were kind, they were downright lovable. Many demons fell beneath their blows. It seemed like the good times would last forever. They did not.
Frustrated by the arrogance of angels, and their lack of respect for the most holiest of brews, the Rambling Drunks cast off the supposed "correctness" of the angels and became an evil faction, dedicated to violence and drinking and all combinations of the two (not to mention all two of the combinations, and all of the combinations two!). Soon they had become demons, raiding and pillaging to empower their faction, seeking Glorious Battle and Booze in accordance with the Master Plan of Inebriation.
However, it was in a night of magical drunkeness that the leaders of the faction stumbled upon a change of heart again (they stumbled upon it...like it was just lying there or something) in a flash of brilliance and sexy posing they were angels again, leaving their filthy Stygian home for a tavern in a distant land. It was not until the next morning that they realised they didn't quite want to be angels, but they would stick with it for a while, biding their time for their eventual reemergence as demons once more. During this time drunks came and went, and soon their numbers dwindled to but a handful, but they were a handful of the mightiest warriors to every grace the land. Now demons, they strike without warning, slaying their foes in glorious battle without regard to alignment, tradition, customs or the weather (unless it's raining...the drunks may be made of sugar), bringing their glorious song, dance and screaming to the holds of their enemies (and during particularily long days, their allies). HONK HONK HONK!!!


The Rambling Drunks
This user/group gets hammered in Glorious Battle with The Rambling Drunks.
Our Glorious Exploits (Nov '08)
-November 2nd, 2008: Looking to start the month off with a bang (and having been too hungover to raid on the 1st) the Drunks set out on one of their most ambitious pubcrawls to date, heading up to Valhalla and visiting the hospitals of the Doctors Without Borders, hoping to get some IV equipment to pump the beer directly into their veins. The refused, calling it "unethical" or some other word, we don't remember. Suffice to say the drunks whipped out their secret weapon (a cute and cuddly bunny!!!) and proceeded to lay waste to the hospital trying to find the rubbing alcohol and backless gowns. When they returned to their mead halls to survey their loot they found that in the drunken confusion one of them (the bunny again!!!) had taken the flag instead of a hospital gown. Deciding the make the best of the situation they hung it on their wall, and then ran about mostly naked and drunk.
-November 7th, 2008: In a series of clusterfucks the world had never seen before the drunks showed up to a raid four hour late and then forgot where they were going. They ended up on the doorstep of The Abandoned and promptly forgot how to bash. By the time they broke their way in they were pretty much knackered, and sat around for fifteen minutes before finally clearing the place. They nearly forgot to grab the flag while they were at it, but eventually they prevailed, bringing home a nice new bucket of honor to feed the kids.
-November 11th, 2008: The glorious clang of their rapehammers rang loud today as a group of drunks descended on Valhalla and proceeded to look for beer and a semi-decent jukebox. They found both in the home of the Seekers of the Void, who somehow managed to draw the ire of the drunks and started a barfight the likes of which the world had never seen before. The drunks smashed the place to hell, and somehow in the fight brought the gift of light once more to the land. Very confused by the odd series of events the drunks flew off to their moon fortress that doesn't exist, and did nothing more.
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