The Robot Mafia
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When we open our hard-drives and search for our mercy file, we get a FILE NOT FOUND error. We go around beating up people. Anybody we want.
Also, we collect cigarettes and booze. Because those are cool to smoke, drink, and hand out to total strangers.
Anyway, we would very much like it if you would join us at our...."Social Club".
Unless you want to plan Mafia-related crimes. Then we'd like you to meet us at our secret Mafia headquarters.
Run with a 75% iron fist by Donbots, the Robot Mafia is just that: a mafia. ...for robots. You don't actually have to be a robot to join, but it would help.
So what do you have to do when you join? Nothing. Not a thing. No. Thing. Just keep doing your thing. Beat people up, steal stuff, burn things down...when we need something, we'll contact you. Plus, you can now intimidate people by having mob ties. Isn't that wonderful for you?
Yes. Yes, it is. Now go away, kid, you bother me.
