The Shiney Knights
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Ooh Shiney!
We are the Shiney Knights, a Good split-off of the famous The_Shining_Ones, one of the most famous zombie groups from the game Urban Dead. We really shine because we kill only Evil people and have better personal hygiene. And we save kittens all the time. But only cute kittens.
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[edit] History
Little is known about the history of the Shiney Knights. Some say they have been around forever, safeguarding some terrible secret word that could shake society to its foundations. Others speculate that the Knights are the personification of the Knight Eternal, a protective force for Good that will take on corporeal form whenever the need is greatest. Yet others postulate that the Knights are nothing more than a bunch of semi-organised nutcases who have a tendency to spontaneously start quoting lines at the least opportune times. We can only hope that time will eventually reveal the truth and that it is not too embarrasing for all those conspiracy nuts who wasted decades of their lives researching the Knights.
[edit] Recent Events
31st May 2006 - Creation of the St. Germaine Chapter of the Shiney Knights.
The Hidden but Most Honourable Grand Master Shiney Knight-Marshal conducted the ancient secret ceremonies for the new St. Germaine Chapter that imbues every new chapter with it's special style, character, and sparkle, or in his words:"oomph", "oh-la-la" and "ting!".
21st June 2006 - Foundation of the first Shiney Knight Chapterhouse on Harper Island. And there was much rejoicing.
After a long period of questing, the majority of the Knights finally decided that "enough is enough, I need a bath". So after a short recon it was decided that Harper Island was the ideal place for our chapterhouse. On the basis that it's shiny and new. We extend the hand of friendship to our Good and Neutral neighbours, and something long, sharp, and most certainly stabbity to the forces of Evil around us.
[edit] Goals
We do now have a nice, clean and cozy Chapterhouse on Harper island. But with property prices what they are in Saint Germaine we are short a bit for a proper castle or mansion, and one simply cannot stay completely shiny in the middle class burbs. But once these details are sorted and all those cheques from those former Nigerian ministers clear, we will set up the most glorious head quarters with proper fancy turrets, crenellations, banners and those guys with those long trumpetty things. But no minstrels.
Till then we have to restrict ourselves to some more mundane goals:
- Smite Evil - You know the drill: "halt evildoer! You have killed your last innocent orphaned kitten. Prepare for justice. etc. etc.". Just don't go on forever; getting killed while in the middle of an imposing Good speech is a most embarrasing way to die.
- Help you fellow Knights - Even if it's just to help them clean that hard-to-reach spot on the back of their armour, we help each other out. Only that way will we ever get out of this dirty slum. One exception: do not rescue knights from the castle Anthrax.
- Help other Good and Neutral people - Especially if they're members of powerful factions, or have cute kittens. Smile as well while you help them, your shiny teeth should give you a +5% dazzle defense. And tuck your shirt in.
- Stay Shiny - Polish that armour till you can see yourself in it and visit a dental hygienist once a week. We have a reputation of sorts to maintain here. Also the occasional bath wouldn't hurt either.
- Have fun - Should be easier once we have some servants, I know. But till then find joy in the little things, like the occasional bottle of champers you find. And smiting Evildoers of course. Just remember to clean off the blood stains right away with some salt.
-Hunt down that Evil Bunny - There has to be one with all these field and forest squares. Keep looking, but do not engage unless you have divine armour, or Jorm has implemented grenades. Vengeance will be ours.
[edit] Testimonials
The Shiney Knights - So good they once saved a bus load of orphans from falling off a cliff onto a kitten hospital. That they built. Join The Shiney Knights and protect the innocent! - AngryD
I would have joined the Shiney Knights if I wasn't so Evil - An anonymous Evildoer
Ai don't zink zey smell of Elderberries al all. - A Frenchman
[edit] Contact Us
The Shiney Knights are no longer supported by The Shining Ones. Thus, we (TSO) have removed the TSK section from our forums.
However, we now have joined a new forum. http://z11.invisionfree.com/DrooleysCoOp
And here's a signature size banner
Last edit by --Alpharius 17:20, 12 November 2007 (CST)
