The Spanish Inquisition
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In the early years of the 16th century to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodoxy,the Pope gave Cardinal Ximenez of Spain leave to move without let or hinderance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror, and torture that makes a smashing faction. This is the Spanish Inquisition...
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[edit] Frequently Asked Questions
As answered by everyone's favorite World War I pilot and religious zealot, Cardinal Biggles.
What's this Spanish Inquisition thing all about anyway?
We have but one goal, to wipe out heretics and spread the word of – oh, um, yes. Two goals, wipe out the heretics, spread the word of good, and show off these sexy red robes – eer... yes, so we've got a few goals, fine then.
What are the chief weapons of the Spanish Inquisition?
Our chief weapon is fear, fear and surprise, surprise and fear – Our two chief weapons are fear, surprise and ruthless efficiencey. Our THREE weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and and almost fanatical devotion to the pope – rashafracking.. hmmm let me start again...
Amongst our weaponry are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the pope, and these nice red unifo–
Hrmph... right, once more.
Our weapon is Fear, that's it, just a whole bunch of fear... oh yes, and I'm rather fond of a golf club at the moment.
Wasn't the Spanish Inquisition definitively abolished in 1834 following a royal decree by Maria Christina Bourbon?
Umm... well... uhh yes, um abolished. Yes, we, well, we got better?
What exactly are the theological underpinnings of your dogma?
Umm, yes... CONFESS your sins! Renounce the sin of heresy and join The Spanish Inquisition.
How do I join?
Renounce your sins and take up the red robes!
Do I get to torture people now?
Did you join? Well then yes, take up the banner of the Inquisition and poke people with the sharp ends of cushions... be sure that all the stuffing is down in one end though.
I know that you've won nexus, and are the best faction ever, but why?
We've got the comfy chair—'nuff said.
So how can I request an alliance or talk with you guys about how I can help stop heresy?
We can be found at our forums: [[1]] or meet up with us at #TheInquisition on irc.NexusWar.com.
