The True Resurrection Church

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The True Resurrection Church

In-Game Link: The True Resurrection Church Founder: Jesus Alignment: Good Membership Policy: Open Membership: 5 Karma: Enough Level: 5

[edit] Welcome!

Unlike some other sects who use big hard to understand words like transtubuditigation, we keep things simple. Like Jesus did. We also are open to all, just like Jesus. And most importantly we hate figs just like Jesus.

[edit] What We Believe

Followers of the True Resurrection Church use the SZJ Bible, the version written by Sweet Zombie Jesus himself. In this rather short tome we find the following facts, along with one fulfilled prophecy:

1. The Bible of Sweet Zombie Jesus is true, while all other religious texts are false.
2. Sweet Zombie Jesus rose from the dead, as a zombie.
3. Believing in Sweet Zombie Jesus will give you everlasting life, as a zombie.
4. Figs are evil and must be destroyed.
5. In the future, something called "The Church of the Resurrection" will be created and it will be total bullshit because they accept figs and the trees that bear them.

That's it folks. If you can accept these five points then you are welcome in the one True Resurrection Church. So join today!