Vengabean Family
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The Vengabean Family is a group of neutral player characters, largely composed of British and American posters to The V, an internet forum. Their main aim is to survive.
[edit] Characteristics
The Vengabeans are a louche clan of alcoholic trust-fund layabouts who have fallen upon hard times through profligate excess of diet, drink, and sexual carelessness, leading to the family's sprawling size and questionable survival skills. They woke up drunk one afternoon after a particularly rowdy party to find themselves scattered across Valhalla and completely unprepared for the end of the universe.
The family also includes a cluster of visiting backwoods hillbilly cousins, and a smattering of foreign-born children from ill-judged holiday liaisons, all seeking a share of the family's diminishing and currently rather worthless fortune. There are a couple of children with actual professional skills, but these Vengabeans are considered disappointments to the family and have been ostracised. The only skill the Vengabeans are naturally inclined to is drinking.
BIBO ERGO SUM!
