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We are the Uncyclopedian Forces, a group of people from Uncyclopedia, the content-free Uncyclopedia that anybody can
vandalise edit. We believe in the mighty BENSON (well, some of us, anyway) and worship the Lord Potato Sophia as our one true God.
And yes, we're as confused as you as to how a bunch of wiki editors suddenly appeared at the end of the world, but we're making the best of it, fighting for truth, justice, and the forces of
Good Evil Whatever The Hell We Want. (It looked better on the pamphlet some random guy gave us.)
OUR GOAL: To be funny, to not be dicks, and kick ass.
OUR PASSION: To be totally kick ass and awesome as we kill the crap out of demons.
OUR JOY: PUPPIES AND POTATOES!
We follow the two rules of Uncyclopedia as it applies to the Nexus:
- Be funny and not just stupid.
- Don't be a dick.
As the name kind of implies, you have to be an Uncyc member in reasonably good standing in order to join. Because of this, we don't intend to be the Biggest Faction on the Block™--we just want to have fun. Actually, we don't care anymore. Join away! We have good roleplay, pie, pie, pie, and well, pie.
In accordance with Uncyc policies, we're here to be funny and not just stupid. Stupid activities include, but are not limited to:
- attacking friendly/allied faction members
- multi abuse
- unwarranted acts of breaking into folk song
Dictates on Alignment
Don't fuck with us. No, really.
The problem here is we have no gripe with the unaligned, and actually wish to coexist with them. Heck, most of our members aren't even angels! As such, we will extend our alliance to any of the unaligned (even those who are commited to neutrality) and will not attack them unless provoked. Or we just want to party with them.
The Uncyclopedian Forces can be reached on our wiki talk page or one of our IRC channels. You can try to contact us on NexusNet's #unforces, but don't count on a reply anytime soon. The quicker way to do so is to use #unforces on Freenode.