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[17:47] <+Teksura> AnderHammer?
[17:47] <+AnderHammer> TEKSURA?!
[17:47] * Quits: +Askew (SQ@nw-4A09DE8B.dsl.speedlinq.nl) (Quit: Download IceChat at www.icechat.net)
[17:47] <+Teksura> I thought you were eaten by rabid wombats on your way to ninja training
[17:47] <+AnderHammer> I was.
[17:48] <+AnderHammer> But by an astounding coincidence, the wombats went too close by the ninja dojo
and were captured and eaten.
[17:48] * Joins: TheCatt (TheCatt@nw-50B6202A.nc.res.rr.com)
[17:48] <+AnderHammer> After the ninja realized that there were bits of me in the wombats, it took 
them awhile to regurgitate all the bits and put them back together, but here I am now.

That about explains it. An easily excitable human being teetering on the edge of being out of his teens, who has trouble shaving, and is somewhat less than notorious for his love-hate relationship with Nexus War.

Where other people grind endlessly or attempt at activities silly enough to be pseudo-Discordian, he just does whatever the hell he wants. Creator of the cutest Seraph in existence, the original ninja wizard, and probably the first person to dedicate a character to the small arms tree. You know, back before it had submachine guns.

[edit] Characters

In Non-Eye-Hurt-O-Vision. Who needs templates?

[edit] Ander Hammer

The oldest character on my account, back when the game's population was barely measurable in five figures. Shooty ES, one of the few to view the Small Arms tree with any sort of merit before SMGs came along.

Max Screenie

[edit] Nyoro (and Friends)

She fills the Faithful's stronghold with chatter and half-dozen-post Clockwork Kitty Theater. She has Thrown Weapons, which is odd considering she is a Seraph and not a DC. NO LONGER ODD NOW THAT LOL WING SHARDS IS IN

Sometime I'll get around to writing what I'd like her aspect to be here.

Puppets: She has them. Here's the current cast:

Aso - a girl puppet in a generic blue-and-white schoolgirl outfit with red yarn hair tied up in two ponytails. Extremely exciteable, moreso than Nyoro.

Chikaru - another girl puppet with a yellow button-up blouse, a pleated pink skirt, and a little felt paradise lily in her black yarn hair. She is very knowledgeable yet more laid-back.

More will be added as I think of more characters to rip off in the name of injokes. If you get any of them, more power to you. Look forward to random puppet shows in the near future.

[edit] Maebara Keiichi

As in K1. Maebara Keiichi was originally going to be a DC, but then I decided to make him an ES in light of the new skills that are coming in Straylight. With HtH innates and Advanced Melee Combat, his build will be purely Living Off the Land - he won't need to cower in a stronghold to protect his enchantments, no sir.

Shards, coming not soon at all because I'm a lazy git. It's not meant to be a coherent story, just show flashes of his state of mind. It has a great deal more meaning if you're familiar with Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, and will have a few minor first-season spoilers.

[edit] The English Language

Dark Oppressor in the making. Speaks with a Russian accent. Lives to reward mangling of its eponymous concept with Agony Curses and Poisonings. Someday he'll mete out justice to naughty folks with an enchanted pump-action. Mmm, boy.

[edit] Vicademious

Wizard v. 2. Instead of being a ninja, he's focusing on causing as much magical mayhem as is phyiscally possible. Once he finishes with the interminably slow levelling method that is booking in a Vault, anyway.

[edit] Velina Cross

A melee NC from back when melee didn't have a cool spell and when NCs were just beginning to realize how frigging stonewally they can be.

[edit] Eris Sayona

Once known as someone else, and before that someone other else. My Rev whose build I can never really decide on.

[edit] Shenanigans

Made to take advantage of the cool new Lightspeaker skills that came out with Straylight. Currently a shepherd, languishing in T2, slowly healing and stabbing his way to Lightspeakerdom and masses of pets.

[edit] Old Characters

[edit] Elijah Aventry

Once a Magi, then a member of Crystalmir, now in Another Dimension. Ninja wizard was fun while it lasted, I guess.

[edit] Old Key Douglass

A small arms DC who went Cloak of Steel despite the lack of children and despite her lack of thrown and melee skills. I didn't actually get to use the cloak much before remaking her.

[edit] Some Elementalist

I was going to make a fire-themed elementalist and put it in the Hoodie Ninjas. I wonder what happened to that.

[edit] Buck Cake

At least, I think that's what he was called. He was going to be in Hentai All-Stars, but then I grew good taste.

[edit] Old Shenanigans

Hand to hand pariahs are really, really boring. Deleted an age ago.

[edit] Future Characters

PLACEHOLDER

[edit] Random thoughts on my philosophy

It hasn't come up very often at all, and in each case I was cleared and life went on, but I just want to make this clear. I have many characters in many factions. Some of those factions may be among those viewed by certain camps as full of jerks and/or cheaters. I do not cheat and I try not to be a jerk. I take the phrase 'keep your dudes apart' to heart enough that I'll waste an AP reminding myself if one character bumps into another, and I rarely insult people with any sincerity.

I am a fair enough person that I won't attack if someone wakes up and asks me not to, I won't drink powerful potions on a raid unless there's a real need to, and I'm honest enough that I feel guilty nicking things from a faction safe's stock, even if there's hundreds of that item there, even if I ask beforehand. Use this to your advantage if you like.

I am not a min-maxer, and I am not looking for the fastest route through the game. I just want to avoid personal conflicts and have as much fun as I can for as long as possible.

Anyone who says otherwise just ain't cool.

[edit] Other, Heavily-Recommended Web Sites

Kingdom of Loathing is really quite brilliant. Go play it now.

Also, xkcd.

[edit] Towel

Do you know where your Towel is?