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Infested-jerk is a plyer of NexusWar. He's prone to vandalizing other's usertalk pages, adding information to the wiki, adding suggestions on the NexusWar forums. He's a true-blue member of the Shining ones (Long Live Meb!). Infested-Jerk enjoys trying to get a new account on Paranoia-live, playing Starcraft, RolePlaying, and playing Nexus War.



[edit] Unofficial Newbie Tips by Infested

This will be a list of tips and things of common sense that I've found or come up with. People may add to this list, but keep it sensible. I'll try to add to this as often as possible. All information may change subject to updates.

  1. Don't respawn unless you can support the AP to not go into the negatives
  2. Plan your character out. Characters that are thrown together tend to be weaker than a well-thought out one.
  3. Divine Armor trumps any real armor
  4. Your faction is your friend, trust them. What you put in should be what you get back.
  5. Demon classes usualy lean towards the Hand To hand Combat skill trees.
  6. When you are not a demon, it is always a good idea to have some sort of healing item on hand to cure defiler poison.
  7. Each weapon has a strength and weakness. Fists cost nothing to use and never break, but guns do more damage, get broken and take ammo.
  8. AOE does not give experience
  9. Hide will help you to survive longer
  10. Spells cost CP to learn
  11. Swim is worthless
  12. If you are a revenant, try not to run around during the day
  13. When on a raid, take care not to attack allies.
  14. When you do not have sense magic every bottle of strange liquid could hurt or harm you
  15. Chainsaws are the most damaging melee item, but they are the only melee item that takes fuel
  16. Food restores 2-3 HP normally, but compared to FAK's, usualy isn't as good.
  17. The skill search can be helpful in finding all sorts of items
  18. Boxing doesn't affect bloodclaws
  19. Fire is the weakest type of magic
  20. Do not sleep right outside of faction strongholds.
  21. Sleeping outside an enemy or hostile faction stronghold is even more stupid
  22. Sleeping in a resource building (especially gun stores and factories) is a really bad idea
  23. Taking a portal to San Cristobal Prison, and then getting stuck because your ran out of MP is not a smart idea.
  24. Dark Oppressors in Stygia are almost untouchable, especialyl in live combat.
  25. Slums offer the highest hide rate
  26. Places without power offer a lower search rate, but higher hide rate
  27. Don't use bloodclaws on advocates
  28. Portals Take MP to use
  29. Lava hurts
  30. Running around in Paradise without planar protection equals good healing XP for yoru factionmates.
  31. Raids are usually a good source of XP
  32. Myrmidons are impossible to hide from.
  33. So are voidwalkers and seraphs
  34. Hospitals are not a good place for evil characters to hide
  35. Attack the pets before you attack the pet owner. Pets are much more dangerous, especially in numbers
  36. When attacked by tentacles of G'nak, run, they can't follow
  37. Don't lock your stronghold door

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