Exiled Original Gangsters

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Contents 1 Intro 2 Gang Structure 3 Boomtown Chronic-Roll 3.1 July 2008 3.2 August 2008 4 Contact 4.1 How do I Join?

[edit] Intro

These boys are pure old-school. You think the angels and the demons are strong enough to take Nizzleheim back from these hard muthafuckas? You're wrong, biatch.

The Exiled Original Gangsters are a group of hard, motherfuckin', bad-ass gangsta's who long-ago claimed Edgetown as their turf. After ruling that neighborhood for more than a year they were exiled by the elder powers to the dead land of Nizzleheim. They don't give a shit about no Celestial Battles, they gonna kill any fucker dumb enough to stumble into their turf. Pimps, ho's, players, johns, tricks, marks, mark-ass tricks, trick-ass marks, skeezers, skanks, skig-scags and scallywhops best be on notice when they step to the EOGs.

[edit] Gang Structure

There are four ranks that EOGs can gain as they work to keep their turf safe:

• Tomahawk Wieldin' Punk

A new recruit. You might see him selling crack on the corner, or threatening old ladies with his Tomahawk. He ain't a real gangsta 'til he been Jumped In. Jump ins currently have around a 100% mortality rate. Check the forums for more information about jump ins.

• Quick Drawin' Bad-ass

This OG has earned the respect of his homies, has been jumped in, and is now quick drawin' his Walker Colts on any intruders in the name of the EOG. He's allowed to use the fridge to keep his 40s chilled.

• Dynamite Chewin' Sonuva Bitch

One of the big boys. You see this bad-ass and you better get tha fuck outta tha hood. These dawgs love pullin' drive-bys on banks and bordellos. They also get a say in who does what round the hood.

• Muthafucka With No Name

Tha bad-asses that put tha "Gangsta" into OG. These muthafuckas can usually be found chillin' out in tha saloon doin' lines of coke off some skank's bare ass and running the operation. Not afraid to get they hands dirty though if anybody tries to fuck with their turf.

[edit] Boomtown Chronic-Roll

The Chronic-Roll was the local Edgetown newspaper. It used to be run by volunteers from St. Germaine University but since the Hurricane hit has only been featuring stories about how badass the EOG are. Rumors are that this is largely because printing anything else causes the Chronic-Roll headquarters to get shot up. At gunpoint the editors of the Chronic-Roll were forced to accompany the EOG to Boomtown, where the paper is now printed mostly on ghouls.

[edit] July 2008

Nine Standards Taken - Celestial Defense Force, Claw, Crystalmir Corporation, Friends of BK, Knights of Arcadia, Murder Inc, Shiny Knights (x2), The Shining Ones

July 2nd, 2008 - Turenne launches an attack against heaven, burning down the Celestial Defense Force stronghold and taking the flag. He hurts them so badly that one of their leaders has to go around spreading lies about the EOG demanding credits for not raiding them in the aftermath.

July 7th, 2008 - Glinda takes her ghouls out for breakfast, and of course stop at the delicious stronghold of the Friends of BK. The ghouls were all well fed but were reported to have high levels of cholesterol afterwards.

July 9th, 2008 - Joe Turner spots some ally flags in the stronghold of the shining ones. He brings a dozen of his homies and four hundred ghouls along with him. As the demons were exhausted from an all night rave party, it took under five minutes from the ward tap to clear the biggest hostile evil in the game, and the OGs have enough left over to eat the Knights of Arcadia for seconds. A 52 Honor outing.

July 13th, 2008 - The return of the blackhole delays the EOG raid. So instead of hitting a real target the few who are still around when the game comes back up stomp out a tiny faction who had been counterinfusing us. Meh, they can't all be front page news.

July 18th, 2008 - Having already burned down a part of heaven, Turenne leads Sheriff Jack Deck and the other gangstas to hell, where the offices of Murder Inc get looted and burned to the ground. We met them on the southside, took their flag by midnight made sure that their daddy just don't know.

July 21st, 2008 - Crystalmir Corporation is welcomed back by joyous gangsters who extended traditional bullets of friendship! A tragic cultural misunderstanding occurs as Kibbs mistranslates their cries of panic as an offer to take their standard in thanks for the bullets. Someday gangsta and corporate pig will live side by side in a world of peace and harmony. That day uh, was not July 21st.

July 23rd, 2008 - Small annoying counterinfusing faction removed again. Look I work with what I got, ok? Maybe it would be more interesting right about how Crystalmir Corporation almost frikkin cleared us a few hours later, but who would want to read about that? Certainly not me.

July 30th, 2008 - Glinda's Hall of Ghoulish Presidents (including both of Grover Clevelands's terms) goes for a jaunt to educate the demons of the Claw. The education is so overpowering that the demons gladly offer up their standard in thanks. Afterwards the tired gangstas (it's a long walk there from Boomtown) go to sleep with the Nightmares. Cuz we're just badass like that.

[edit] August 2008

Two Standards Taken - Coven the Blood Moon, Magi Anonymous

August 2nd, 2008 - In a double tap revenge classic the EOG fed the ghouls with the bones of wizards and diced up the remains for magical orcish gumbo. Shit is getting weird. Next the gangstas recovered the flags of some whores and outlaws from a crazy cult. That part ain't so unusual for the EOG.

August 5th, 2008 - Having been raided earlier by the Scourge, the EOG strike back and reclaim their standard. Interestingly enough due to Tha Crib being down for the "honor tick" and the boost for reclaiming their flag, being slaughtered by the Scourge actually puts the EOG about 25 honor above where they would be otherwise. That seem a little off to anyone else?

[edit] Contact

Our forums are located at http://www.barhah.com/viewforum.php?f=58 You will need to register before you can see them.

Our IRC is at server irc.nexuswar.com, channel #eog.

[edit] How do I Join?

If you wish to join the best way is to make a post on our forums or contact us over IRC. We do respond to in game requests, but they have to be somewhat well-written and explain why you want to join, otherwise we'll just ignore it. Basically tell us who you are, why you want to join, who your character is, etc. It's not that we don't love ya, but we're really trying to stay small and now that we're one of the more notorious factions out there we're getting a lot of hype, so we gotta keep it gangsta. If you really wanna join, we can for sure work something out.