User:Velkrin
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[edit] Operation: Incredibly Expensive Impersonator
[Background: Three days worth of searching the Fort failed to net me a pair of officer's pants, found almost everything else.]
I have begun a plan to create a massive statue out of Jorm using the items I keep finding. It shall be mighty indeed. Forged from the sturdy iron of tire irons, and sheethed in the midnight black of truncheons, it shall strike terror into the hearts of his enemies. The internal mechanisms shall be run on a combination of whiskey, medicine, and field rations run through the various pipes I keep tearing out of the walls. The ammo I keep finding shall rain down upon his enemies like the thunder he commands. Yea, there shall not be any armor inside the creation, for there is none in the fort. Woe is to thee ye enemies of Jorm, for the hour of his false avatar approachs.
Result: The false Avatar of Jorm is roaming about Nexus.
