| What was written | Location | Submitter
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| Someone has written Don't you know who I am? in magic marker on a rock. | The Iron Juggernaut [11,2] (Stygia) | Xoid
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| Someone has written Dumb the bodies! Keep the cades up! in chalk on a wall. | Can't remember… (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written in chalk on a wall. Really, someone has written in chalk on a wall. | Can't remember… (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written Streets 'aint watchin' shit in magic marker on a rock. | Damned Library [35,24] (Purgatorio) | Xoid
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| Someone has written Jorm is watching you, watching me, watching you, watching me in magic marker on a rock. | House [8,44] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written Q: ARE WE BUT MEN? A: WE ARE DEVO. in magic marker on a rock. | House [5,36] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written when this tower's a rockin, dont come a knockin in chalk on a rock. | Tower of Love [5,33] (Paradise) | Xoid
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| Someone has written You shall not pass! on a rock. | Maquez Bridge, [40,68] (Valhalla) | cyberbob240
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| Someone has written Pirates Of R'Lyeh. Bad enough to fuck your mother. Drunk enough to want to. in magic marker on a wall. | The Copernicus Museum [25,37] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written Why does my cha*snap* in chalk on a wall. | Vault of Enlightenment (19,14) (Paradise) | Technerd
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| This next lot were written by a dishivelled librarian, one of the funniest people ever. Worship them...
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| Someone has written a complete guide to killing Paladins. You try it, but, what with the buff to Divine Armor, your puny attacks bounce right off. They Lesser Smite you into a pulp, and go back to drawing pictures in magic marker on a wall. | Roxies Histories and Mysteries [46,68] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written a lengthy set of directions on how to get to the OS stronghold from here. You follow them, through the Paradise, Stygia, and even an oil rig, only to come back here and write curses in chalk on a wall. | Lockson Software [25,38] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written the very worst book in the world. You search and find a book. You read the book. Your eyes explode, your brain melts; you replace it and write a warning to others in chalk on a wall. | Tower of Insanity [9,1] (Stygia) | Xoid
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| Someone has written a book detailing the skills nescessary to hack the Nexus server and be a level 30 IB. You try it, but Jorm smites, maims, and drops a house on you, and rolls you in chalk on a wall. | No idea. | Xoid
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| ...we now return to crap that only mere mortals can write. Why did a dishivelled librarian ever leave CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS? :(
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| Someone has written Our Tour Guides are currently all either deceased or fighting a holy war. If you beleive you have the required experience to fill the position, please fill out an application form in magic marker on a wall. | Eastshore Museum [20,35] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written a disturbing haiku about your mother in magic marker on a rock. | House [10,26] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written All the Jorm comments are only slightly less annoying then the Streets ones. in magic marker on a wall. | House [14,25] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written Welcome to Cistern Meadows Sewer system! in chalk on a rock. | Sewer [2,15] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written "Ridleytown: Angels and demons stay out!" over some old 77th Armed Response Company grafitti that was written in magic marker on a rock. | Wallace Bridge [6,16] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written Hellbound ate all the chips - she didn't even think about sharing with anyone else. Don't worry, Bellhound will share. in chalk on a rock. | Rocky Burger [9,33] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written Man, when this guy bleeds, he goes all out! in chalk on a rock. | Blood Waste [40,17] (Stygia) | xoid
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| Someone has written Welcome to Purgatory Demons. Bring me some Ciggarettes and Scotch please - Addiction in magic marker on a wall. | Marrakun-Ahk [34,24] (Purgatorio) | xoid
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| Someone has written You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hands.....wait you can't even do that becuse they COME WITH ME! Ahhahahahahaha! -NRA Nutjob in chalk on a rock. | House [17,48] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written Chalk is the secret to life,the universe,everything. Chalk is everywhere;in the heavens,in the hells,in the vaults. Accept the chalk. Even the chalk that is disguised as ivory and bottled water. in chalk on a wall. | Vault of Enlightenment [22,28] (Paradise) | Mia Kristos
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| Someone has written a fairytale entitled, "You search and find a Book." in chalk on a wall. | Vault of Enlightenment [22,28] (Paradise) | Mia Kristos
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| Someone has written plans to build a judgemaster out of the abundant chalk in this library in chalk on a wall. | Vault of Enlightenment [22,28] (Paradise) | Mia Kristos
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| Someone has written Tired of assholes advertising for their crappy game? in chalk on a rock. | Fort Tague [43,48] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written "Ronald Wilson Reagan has exploded, spreading hatred and hellfire about the area." Yep, sounds about right! in chalk on a wall. | Fort Tague [40,39] (Valhalla) | xoid
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| Someone has written Carmen Sandiego was here. Did you find me? in chalk on a rock. | Ruins [83,26] (Purgatorio) | Xoid
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| Someone has written Whenever you kill a kitten, God masturbates. in magic marker on a rock. | Effie Bridge [41,43] (Valhalla) | Gage
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| Someone has written Today is brought to you by letter J, and number 4. in magic marker on a wall. | Gas Station [16,45] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written the words "beware of Seraph." Above them, there stands a battle-ready warrior, his flesh the purest white. You stumble back, only to realize you've just been fooled by a sculpture carved in chalk on a rock. | Idyllic Grassland [13,0] (Paradise} | Xoid
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| Someone has written The Infernal Behemoth reads quietly in the Damned Library. SO WHY CAN'T THE REST OF YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATHS???? in chalk on a wall. | Tower of the Sand Witch [7,25] (Purgatorio) | Xoid
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| Someone has written MMmm, sand witches. WITH BACON. in chalk on a rock. | The Tower of the Sand Witch [7,25] (Purgatorio) | Xoid
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| Someone has written You can't have buddhism without BDSM in chalk on a rock. | Can't remember… (Stygia) | Xoid
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| Someone has written If I explosively murder a bunch of people because my girlfriend tells me to, am I whipped? in chalk on a rock. | Emerson Steel Co. [29,42] (Valhalla) | Gage
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| Someone has written Maybe I should have got Planar Protection? Nah that's for faggots and sailors! in chalk on a rock. | Idyllic Grassland [12,31] | Xoid
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| Someone has written In Soviet Russia, all our base are belong to YOU!! in chalk on a wall. | van de Graff General [15,32] (Valhalla) | Gage
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| Someone has written lol Caiger in chalk on a wall. | D'rose Memorial Psychiatric Hospital [46,70] (Valhalla) | Gage
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| Someone has written Drugs are good. Use more drugs! Drugs lead to damnation! Damnation is evil! Evil is GOOD! Yay! in chalk on a wall. | Warehouse [31,41] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written Angels Gone Wild! in chalk on a rock. | Warehouse [59,54] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written an essay on Liches and their sexual preferences in chalk on a rock. | Southern Cross Cemetery [36,48] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written You are in a maze of twisty little houses, all alike. You are likely to be eaten by a Pariah. in chalk on a wall. | Can't remember… (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside. in chalk on a rock. | Captain Clucky's [4,33] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written You can't have Buddhism without BDSM! in chalk on a wall. | The Death Cascade [26,18] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written This place is anti-furry, why dont we burn it! in chalk on a wall. | The Fur Burner [3,23] (Valhalla) | Gage
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| Someone has written DWB has hope. - And she kept me company and safe all day, thanks hope :) in chalk on a wall. | Cottage [23,31] (Paradise) | Xoid
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| Someone has written Raid Excuse #12 - Well, we *were* going to ask for an Alliance, but some stuff happened and we wanted your standard. Yeah, thats is...oh and the painkillers, those tasty painkillers! in chalk on a wall. | House [49,60] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written in magic marker on a wall. I repeat, someone has written in magic marker on a wall. | House [10,40] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written their name on the tip of a sewing needle. Impressed at their precision, you write an ode to them in chalk on a wall. | Nyquist Development, Inc. [24,37] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written What's black & white and tells the pope to FUCK OFF? A Nun who's just won the lottery! in chalk on a rock. | House [52,57] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written There is totally not an insane guy with a rifle hiding here. I swear. in magic marker on a wall. | Apartment Building [53,57] (Valhalla) | Xoid
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| Someone has written a bad pun about "humerus" and "humorous" in chalk on a wall. | Iron Keep [34,10] (Stygia) | Xoid
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| Someone has written Apparently this ebony tower is made of chalk. in chalk on a wall. | Ebony Tower [33,17] (Stygia) | Xoid
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| Someone has written I dropped my skull, not humerus! in chalk on a wall. | Damned Library [35,24] (Purgatorio) | Xoid
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